Joke of the Day

Scientist say the universe is made up of protons,  neutrons and electrons, they  forget to mention Morons!

Dear this computer is not working as per my command....................... Darling...it's a computer not a Husband ......!!!!! ...

Vodka +  water = injures Kidney Rum +  water = injures Liver Whiskey +  water = injures Heart Gin +  water = injures Brain I Thi...

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian  plumber, who was  made by the Japanese,  speaks English, looks like a Mexican,  ...

On the day of my big job interview I woke up late. Frantically I threw on a suit. “OH NO!” I thought. “MY TIE! My Dad was out of town...

Just Remember if we get caught, you're deaf and i don't speak English

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you c...

what did the buffalo say to his son when left for college?

Funny jokes about animals - Three farmers Three farmers chat. The first one tells: - I have grown such a big apple that when I pu...